A funny parody of Elvis Presley’s “In a ghetto” performed by Paul Shanklin…. (with lyrics) A small car that became a movie star in “Die hard”… In a Yugo As the snow flies… At a used car lot on the edge of town A liberal guy and a liberal gal Buy a Yugo And they drive with pride ’cause if there’s one thing that this world needs It’s environmental friends who’ll take the lead In a Yugo They say, “People don’t you understand? Those Suburbans are ruining the land!” But they’ll wish they had a full-size van one day They’re pointing fingers at you and me They say we’re too blind to see But do we simply use our heads And choose a better way As those small wheels turn Fifty miles to the gallon and their knees on their chests We’re gonna save enough gas for all the rest In a Yugo Then one day on the interstate They suddenly lose control They swerve to miss a baby duck And are squashed beneath a produce truck But they drove with pride And as the crowds drive past the little flat car You know they saved a lot of gas but they didn’t get far In a Yugo And as they’re trapped inside At a used car lot on the other side of town A liberal guy and a liberal gal Buy a Yugo And they drive with pride…

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